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Nothing quite as humbling as trying to sing a lullaby to the baby and realizing you don't know the words to ANY songs or that the ones you learned as a child are now kinda inappropriate.

Case in point...

DAY 1:
Hush little darling, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird,
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring,
And if that diamond ring don't shine,
Mama's gonna wonder why she bought that ring,
And if you still need me to buy you crap,
Mama's gonna have to go into debt...

DAY 4:
*hums the Star Wars theme*

DAY 12:
*sings Bohemian Rhapsody, plays the guitar solo on baby's belly*

DAY 26:
Every BUUUUUNNNY,
YEEEEEEE-EEEAAH,
Rock your BUUUUUUUNNNNY,
YEEEEEEE-EEEAAH,
Every BUUUUUNNNY,
Rock your BUNNY right!
BUN-NY'S BACK, A'IGHT!!!

DAY 45:
Old McDonald had a farm,
EIEIO!
And on that farm he had a sloth,
EIEIO!
With a...uh...ummm....

DAY 56:
All around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought that this was such fun!
STOP HARASSING ME, NO MEANS NO, I'M CALLING THE COPS goes the weasel.

DAY 67:
*hums the Tetris theme song*

DAY 75:
*beatboxing*